Bhayankar Writing

Today I was chatting with one of very close friend and this came out of our as usual unbeatable creative thought process.

me: launde..
prashant: haan mere laal
me: ghar kitne baje jaega
prashant: 5:30 ke around
me: jaldi nahi jata ab tu
prashant: chalega ?
me: saale jyada kaam karega to nikal denge tujhe
prashant: 5:25 par chalenge
me: kyoki jyada karega to jaldi khatam hoga, fir tu khali hoga, jaise hi tu khali hua, tujhe nikal denge..
chalunga saath
no probs
prashant: k
me: but tere saath tere khasamkhaas dost honge new new wale?
prashant: :) ha yaar. to kya hua tera entertainment ho jayega
me: saale tu 5.30 niklega ya 5.30 mujhe pick karega?
prashant: tujhe pick karunga
me: meri 6.30 call hai, woh to main fone se bhi le sakta hu koi fight nahi hai usme agar signals apni maa na *****, tere naye dost kahan rehte hain?
prashant: sabko rastey mein fenkna hain
kya saley blog likh raha hain
me: haan tujhe kaise pata blog likhta hu main aaj kal
prashant: chat karne ke style se, har baat ka rape kar deta hein
me: padega?? IT pe likha hai ek mast hai.. http://itsnotanjan.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-give-i-get-i-feel.html
padd k dekh... jagah jagah se ansu nikal aaenge
prashant: pad leya fenku "I was an outstanding student throughout my studies ? "
me: saale yeh meri story nahi hai "its not Anjan"
prashant: sholey ki story likh raha hain phir?
me: next blog me main ek ladki ki story likhunga , kamsin haseena... jo kisi k pyar k jaal main phass k khud ko barbad kar baithi..
prashant: tu meri story likh, fir hollywood ke direct contract karege
me: teri hi story hogi woh
prashant: tu ameer ho jayega, tera naam delhi main world famous ho jayega
me: haan
prashant: tu mujhe yaad karega
me: movie banaenge technicolor cinemascope, HD movie
prashant: bollywood walon ko mat diyo, nahin to maa bhen ek kardenge gande dalkar
prashant: sorry, I mean gaane daalkar
me: Lolzz...
me: focus leke tera ek rape scene rakhunga... char char launde teri izzat loot rahe honge
prashant: :)
me: lolzz, launde sunte hi khush ho gaya...
peeche background main Ganje se sound effect dalwaunga
prashant: tu sheesha todakar mujhe bachane aayega, phir hum baag mein gaana gayenge
me: Lolzz.. ekdum original script
prashant: phir gaane gaate gaate tera accident ho jayega, tu loola ho jayega, mein tujhe dump karke chala jaunga
kise dusre lule ke paas
me: movie ka title purana types aur story new types..
"fir se phass gayi Razia gundo main"
prashant: :)
me: saale khali hai kya aaj?
prashant: ab humari is chat ko blog mein dalde.. super hit ho jayege
me: hehehe not a bad idea... abhi le..
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Thats how another day is passed in the office...